Sunday, February 22, 2009

Robert Plant

RAAAAR!!! ROBERT PLANT IS LIKE, SOOOOO OLD!!! You know, lead singer of Led Zeppelin? Well, poohey for us Led Zeppelin peeps he so totally killed an opportunity get together reunion led zeppelin tour thingy because he's chillaxin w/ Alison Krauss. I mean, she's great but still! And, guess what? He was singing Black Dog with Alison but they were WHISPERING! I kept thinking at any second he'd break out screaming the song like he used to with soul-ripping vocals, but nooooooo. That totally destroyed me! -Jasper

Jasper Stuff

Guys, I was really and I mean REALLY mad at Rosalie but we're ok now. Kind of. Sort of. Maybe... Eat Toast, Be Happy. Simple. So, be wary, be nice to us... or everything will blow up and the StarGalz will be ruined... poohey that wouldn't be good.

From Lola

Hey guys!! On Friday Jasper, Maya, and I (Lola) went roller skating and I am really good (I guess) but I fell and twisted my left hand back and it hurts like heck!!!!!!!!!!!!! So right now I have a big bandage wrapped all over it. So right now It is REALLY hard to type! so I can't do anything right now.
On Saturday, Jasper, Maya, and I were prank calling people and we called this dude named Jamaal (stage name) and so we invited him to come over to my house and have a dance party....HE DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So then when he arrived we didn't know what to do!!! So then he left......After that we got really sad cuz I mean he rode his bike over here for no reason then just left!!! So after we called him and said we were sorry. He said it was no big deal! Then we called him again cuz Jasper's friend, Rosalie, were in a BIG fight cuz Jasper didn't call Rosalie!!!!! So Rosalie said stuff like, "Why didn't u call me!? I checked my phone every 10 mins!!!!!!! I know when I'm not wanted!! when everyone hated I loved, when everyone frowned I smiled!" stuff like that then she said "Starsurferz is now in your hands, SO HAVE A GOOD LIFE!!!" Jasper got REALLY MAD!!!!!!!!!! They tried to make up but JASPER IS MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! and doesn't want to!
well....LATER!!!!!!!!!!!
ps. another thing: Jamaal is kinda cute so it was extra horrible!!

-Lola

Weirdness from Jas

TOAST IS SO YUMMY IT WILL BLOW YOU'RE BRAINZ OUT OF YOUR NOSE-ES-ES!!! tee hee - Jas

Saturday, February 21, 2009

More news with Jamaal

We called Jamaal and he is fine! YAY!

FREAK DANCE!

Jasper and Lola and Maya so totally made up some awesometastical dance moves to "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" and it is so cool! Rock it out now, yall homaaayz!

Poor Jamaal! :(

AWWW!!! CRY CRY CRY!!! Lola, Maya, and Jasper invited one of their friends, Jamaal to come over, thinking he wouldn't come! THEN HE DID! And we started FREAKING out and started laughing and he was so bored, and he just... LEFT! So now we feeeeeeellllll reeeeeeaaaaallllly baaaaaaad! :( Cuz we like, made him feel bad... at least we think sooooo............... JAMAAL WE ARE SO SORRY!

P.S. We feel especially bad too cuz he's cute! :(